A Merika! On The Rocks

So at the bar, right now, I am watching two girls dance. Slow dance. I just heard the words, “hands north of the nipples.” Go fuck yourself Rush Limbaugh, because tonight, this night tonight, I win. I didn’t have to buy it. I didn’t have to give them drugs. I didn’t have to take any drugs myself. This just happens sometimes. This is America, Rush. It’s a beautiful and weird place, and I don’t know that you’d be comfortable here. You could come along with me, maybe for a time, for a couple of beers and see it, if you’d like. Being homeless is a crime. Cute girls, and ugly sweaters Rush, its all a part of the scene. Dance music and classic rock, Whiskey on the rocks, rock steady. We’ll bum cigarettes from hobos under the 405 bridge. So close to extreme, over the top style abundance and wealth; and here we have depravity. We have sad stories and cold feet that won’t dry until May. We have mobile tent cities and sit-lie ordnances Rush. And we get by.


2 responses to “A Merika! On The Rocks

  1. You really should’ve included a picture of the girls and not Rush.

  2. The NFL decides who becomes an owner not the other way around.

    All this blowhard (Rush Hudson Limbaugh A.KA. Jeff Christie) has to offer is his money and his opinions, (which in my opinion are on the fringes of racism, one mans opinion). There are many more groups biding for the Rams, not just his group. Lets face it there are more men with money (Marshall Faulk) that will gladly fill the slot and the Rams will win or lose depending on how well they work as a team and not on whether or not Rush is an owner.

    As for Vick, well he is a player (he has talent not like you, Rush or I, unless you are a NFL player?) and he served his time and the NFL decided we live in the land of second chances, so why not (I personally don’t like it but, oh well). Life has never been fair (NEWS FLASH!)

    Now as to the “Free Speech” argument, I guess many of you like myself heard Rush on Thursday “Almost in tears”, priceless. But the last couple of days he now is in his normal ranting and will continue until someone surpasses him, “Free Speech” continues, so what is being stifled, it simply is not true, of course, you may not have a radio, so you might want to get one.


    PS – I am sure someone is working to put the tapes together maybe all you subscribers can help, since you are all about getting to the truth?

    PPS- Beauty Pageant Judge – Now I understand why he lost the weight, to find a new wife, creepy.

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